Wednesday, April 07, 2004

 

Wants...

What does the Inner Slut want?

1. Sweet, sweet men, like Tom and Bill.
2. More time for meeting more men.
3. Men who are articulate, and in touch with their real selves.
4. More grey matter, less ego.
5. Soft, clean, cool sheets on a large bed, with lots of big, soft pillows.
6. Airconditioning.
7. A man's deep, refined voice whispering in her ear, telling her she's so special.
8. A hot tub and jacuzzi.
9. Lots of sushi and sashimi, tempura and miso soup.
10. Dale taking her for a drive on his new BMW R1200GS.

It's arriving in July. He paid $15,000 for that thing. I can't wait.

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